Tuesday, 24 December 2013

Nigella Lawson: Toujours Elegante


She took her employees to court and they cruelly turned the tables on her, and now the country's biggest liner of cat-litter trays, The Sun, is throwing her to the wolves because if these scum. Most of us have been there at some time or other, and most of us rise above it.

But worry not, Nigella. The world is full of nonentities trying to draw attention to themselves at the expense of our celebrities. These people enjoy their fifteen minutes of glory, trying to bring us down with their tall tales and spite, but at the end of the day they invariably fail and return to being what they always were and always will be in their self-centered little worlds--nonentities.

As always, I wish my friends, fans and loved ones a Very Happy Christmas and a Prosperous New Year--as for the others, only four of you now, as always I hope it will be the year that you curl up your toes.

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