Monday, 22 July 2013

Desperate Fishwives: Bamburd's Babblers

Desperate Fishwives
Part One
Bamburd's Babblers!

133 pages, 21,000 words. Completely uncensored. Now available for download upon request.

Now you too can read this exciting publication, recorded live in Oshkosh on 27 April 2013.

Hear Walmart's answer to The Golden Girls dishing the dirt on the latest red-hot topics:
  • How Tom lost his marbles but still wanted Moore
  • The septagenarian gay writer who fathered a child with his own mother while hiding in a hovel
  • The Russian dissident and the real Ice Cold In Alex
  • How to make use of an Arbuthnot
  • The Aussie single mum who drinks a brewery dry while emulating Lucia de Lammermoor
  • The ten best uses for a crooked cop
  • Ten ways to stab your friends in the back
  • The 'friend' they secretly detest, who is dying after biting her own poison tongue
  • The 'true' meaning of the term 'Pie-in-the-Sky'
  • Secret address books and how best to use
  • Hi-de-Hi, Hi-de-Ho, the friend they love to hate
  • The Portuguese lush who enjoys a stiff one while working her computer
  • And many, many more!

Thrill to the tinkling of sherry glasses and the sharpening of knives as egos are inflated and reputations deflated. 

And watch out for our next exciting publication, coming soon:

Lost In Frances: 
The Vault & Other Secret Places
(If you think Bamburd's Babblers is hot, wait until you see this one!)