Time to end the speculation--seeing as everyone seems to know the answer already!
Joey Jenkinson is my lover.
He's 6 foot 2 inches tall, 38-years-old, built like the archetypal brick toilet, and he's all mine.
I support him, he protects me. My wife approves.
I have the cash, he has the fists--along with other very interesting attributes.
Any more questions from the frustrated, dried-up old prunes?