If wit were sh*t, The Sun's Andrew Parker would be well and truly constipated.
Yesterday we had the intelligent reports that Richard III's remains may be buried under a Leicester car park.
Today we get the Andrew Parker version, and Dorothy he ain't.
'Hunch he could be here,' he writes.
As per usual, the nation's biggest chip-wrap has to hit below the belt.
I do have a suggestion, though.
Once they've dug a big hole and found what they're looking for, chuck Mr Parker and couple more Sun journalists into it before filling it in.